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I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL BUT I SAW IT ON YAHOO NEWS OMG
wait what happened?!
there was like a riot in Vancouver & in the middle of it all this happened
omg vancouver is tumblr famouz
that girl started having like a panic attack and her bf was trying to calm her down
this is what you call love,
i reblog this everytime.
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
AMAZING!
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I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.
I have broken the oath to myself.
I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.
But this must be done.
gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„
IM TEARING
OH MY GOD IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE HELP
omfg
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reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH
HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR
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Ohio State’s marching band is seriously mind-blowing.
omgggg.
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